It is the first day of university

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, September 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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  • momo

    momo

     2 hours ago

    Wow is it just me, or would she look hot with short hair

  • carrot soup

    carrot soup

     4 hours ago

    0:14 wHAT DID I DO

  • Hey Everyone

    Hey Everyone

     5 hours ago

    6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣

  • fortsaretaken

    fortsaretaken

     9 hours ago

    uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...

  • Mia Harp

    Mia Harp

     10 hours ago

    meanwhile, I just started high school......

  • Wønder

    Wønder

     11 hours ago

    When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

  • BTNLOCO

    BTNLOCO

     11 hours ago

    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

  • Dana Neveu

    Dana Neveu

     13 hours ago

    Shutterstock

  • theresamariee

    theresamariee

     14 hours ago

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

  • Bratu Horia

    Bratu Horia

     16 hours ago

    Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

  • Ashleigh Scanlon

    Ashleigh Scanlon

     18 hours ago

    I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

  • Ryan Herd

    Ryan Herd

     18 hours ago

    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

  • Ali the potato

    Ali the potato

     19 hours ago +1

    Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

  • Raisa Ryuna

    Raisa Ryuna

     19 hours ago

    What happened to your room joana

  • SophieWhiskers

    SophieWhiskers

     19 hours ago

    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

  • Nany V

    Nany V

     19 hours ago

    Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

  • Clarie Crystal

    Clarie Crystal

     20 hours ago

    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it
    I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

  • Creamii Subliminals

    Creamii Subliminals

     21 hours ago

    Seniors: n o o b

  • Disconext

    Disconext

     22 hours ago

    I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

  • Anita K

    Anita K

     22 hours ago +1

    4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.